IRL

from What Are You Doing? by Parallel Bars

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Put up my profile with a dumb smile
Looking for a girl so I can walk 500 miles
It's been a while
In a drought like the Nile
Oh! She's cute, you too
This girl's got style

I swiped
You Liked
Can't believe it's happening tonight
I swiped
You Liked
Now we're getting together
In real life

You hit me up
We text back and forth
Made you laugh with a joke about Peter North
Spend an hour trying to pick out what to wear
Fix my hair
Check the mirror
OK PLAYA

I swiped
You liked
Can't believe it's happening tonight
I swiped
You Liked
Now we're getting together
In real life
Sent you pics
But not of my dick
Planning out something romantic
I swiped
You Liked
Now we're getting together
In real life

I was at the Olive Garden sitting all alone
I kept trying but you never answered the phone
I held out hope, hoping this was just a joke
On my 10th breadstick I gave up the ghost

I swiped
You Liked
Then you left me by myself tonight
Was it because I am to nice?
I swear I am the one you want in real life

In real life

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from What Are You Doing?, released September 21, 2022
Lyrics by Neil
Music by Neil and Radley

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